I don’t know how I skipped these!

From: LCC
To: SFS#13
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Subject:

Im intrested.  I into the curvy girls.    I mainly just want to lick you and get you off.   I can do more, but prefer to play it safe.

Can you send a pic?   I can do the same. [Description]..more cute I guess according to  girls

From: LCC
To: SFS#14
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 2:45 PM
Subject:

Your are a cutey.   Im intrested in hooking up but only once.  My girlfriend is out of town today and tonight.   If your intrested let me know.    I want to lick and kiss you all over.   No reciprocation necessary for ‘safe sex’ reasons.    [Description] in FTL

Let me know your thoughts.

You can’t see it because I took it out, but he ages two years in between the first email and the second one. TWO YEARS IN A MATTER OF MINUTES!! What? He’s lying to one of them?? NO WAY!! Of course not. He’s lying to both of them. Does anyone else find it crazy that someone trolling for sex on Craigslist would be lying?

From: LCC
To: SFS#15
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM
Subject:

I saw your post.   Your sexy eyes killed me.  I will be staight up with.   [Description] in FTL.   My girlfriend is out for the weekend and looking to hook up just once for some much needed affection.    I would like to makeout if possible.    If your not intrested I totally understand.   Let me know your thoughts. I will be glad to send a pic!!

The missing words make my head hurt some times. Clearly “exceptional grammar” and “takes proofreading seriously” were not in this “lady’s” ad.

From: LCC
To: SFS#16
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 2:55 PM
Subject:

How are you.  I noticed your pic on craigslist.  You are super sexy…then I saw your comment about ‘big girls’ and thought geez this is even better!!    If your intrested in hooking up let me know.

I have to admit, I am only intrested in a one time thing.    I do have a girlfriend but she is out of town and Im looking for some affection….making out even.

[Description], cute..according to girls ?(not sure if i like that description!!)  Professional, located in FTL.

Let me know your thoughts.

From: SFS#17
To: LCC
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 23:07:43
Subject: hi 🙂

i saw your ad and im interested. im a big girl that is considered pretty by most. i am 28 years old. if you would like to hang out email me  asap.

SFS#17

From: LCC
To: SFS#17
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 12:10 AM
Subject: hi 🙂

Im down.   Got a Pic.

From: SFS#17
To: LCC
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:17:21
Subject: hi 🙂

not a really reecent one that shows how big i am. i used to be smaller. i live n XXXXXXX and weigh around 250lbs.i will atach a pic when i was smaller….

From: LCC
To: SFS#17
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Subject: hi 🙂

You sound nice.   Did you ever find a pic?

From: LCC
To: SFS#17
Date: Tue, Nov 4, 2008 at 6:33 PM
Subject: hi 🙂

Whats up SFS#17.  Send a pic.  I cant remember if I replied to you yet?