Goodness! This one is long, but at least it’s kinda boring. I am still figuring this out. Editing these things is a bitch! Oooooooohhh! JUST LIKE ME!
While we are on the subject, I would like to make it clear that the only editing I do is to remove the >s and other annoying things that make reading a string of emails slightly painful and to change the “To” and “From” information. I leave all the grammatical and spelling errors for your reading pleasure!
Preface: SFS#5 responded to a Craigslist ad LCC posted looking to hook up with someone.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 11:02 AM
Subject: To bad we missed each other
Because I was out and about last night and we could have met. SBF 36 full figured and attractive.
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 12:04 PM
Subject: RE: To bad we missed each other
Im available today and tonight too. Still intrested? If you send a pic,,I will too. I was out a little too late last night then woke up early feeling rough! Not sure If im down with going out again tonight but will do something a little more lowkey.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 12:11 PM
Subject: RE: To bad we missed each other
I understand, I went out last night myself and even though I didn’t stay out too late, I was still tired when I got home so no biggie we don’t have to out today. Tell me about yourself if you don’t mind and I’ll do the same.
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 12:30 PM
Subject: RE: To bad we missed each other
Well..Ill speak on my looks first. [Description]
[Way too much descriptive information!!]
Im kinda hesistant to tell you too much about me. Im mainly just intrested in hanging out just for this weekend. Not looking for a relationship, just 1 night of affection. Am I not soley intrested in sex, although I wouldnt lie and say it out of the question. Im a guy! Sorry.
How bout you. Do you have boyfriend? Can you send pic. Dont be shy.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 12:39 PM
Subject: RE: To bad we missed each other
Well I’m 36, single (no bf) I have no children. I love sports (i’m a HUGE football fan), music (mainly r &b, gospel and 80’s stuff), movies, dining out, reading, politics and traveling.
I just placed an ad on the CL seeking younger men for a relationship but when I saw your ad I had to answer. I wouldn’t mind a little make out session myself and we couldn’t have sex today anyway because aunt flo is here. I’m 5ft7, drk brown eyes, short honey blond hair, caramel skin, nice legs, full lips and bust. I do have a pic but it’s just a face pic and it’s not a recent one of me with my new due.
you must have a gf if you just looking for this weekend.
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Subject: RE: To bad we missed each other
Yes I do have a girl. You can send the old pic. Im anxious to see what you look like. Ole Aunt Flo eh? I know how that goes. Dont ya think it would be odd kissing in front of Flo?! lol Your description sounds perfect.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 1:53 PM
Subject:
You must not have liked my pic because you haven’t said anything else. Listen honey let’s get real here for a sec shall we? You are just looking to fuck around on your gf for a few hours. You not looking to take me out or anyone else for that and if that’s true then why should it matter what I look like anyway? Although I think you fucking around on your gf is a bit sleazy i was willing to do it because like you I was horny but if you that concerned about looks then maybe you stick to your gf.
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 2:48 PM
Subject: RE:
I agree.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 9:27 PM
Subject: I wanted dto apologize
I was wrong to judge you and I had no idea that you did write me back you just wrote to the wrong email address. As I said I wanted to make out with you today but I assume by now either you gave up or you found someone but I thought I owe you anyway
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:13 AM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
No problemo. I forgive you. Perhaps though I should just go the park tomorrow instead of trying to meet weekend friends. Good luck on meeting someone.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 1:55 PM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
Yeah I’m not trying to be in your business but it sounds to me that you might not be that satisfied with your relationship. You may love your gf but it sounds like you need more.
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 1:59 PM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
My relationship is alright actually. Im just strongly sexually attracted to big girls. I had super good experiences with them in highschool and now its like a fetish or something.. I just think thier bodies are beutiful.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 2:08: PM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
LOL you liking big girls makes it worse because you’d be someone I’d date. It’s hard to find white men here who are into big girls like myself. You might be a chubby chaser
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 2:24 PM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
Im definitly a chubby chaser.
From: SFS#5
To: LCC
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 4:14 PM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
I think you are. Are you just ashame to be out in public with a big girl or just that a skinny girl got to you first.
From: LCC
To: SFS#5
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Subject: RE: I wanted dto apologize
Shes right for me relationship wise. She is tiny though. You always want what you dont have. Right What I need is a thick girl to give me some sweet lovin. I like the way they feel.